Comics Ate My Brain

October 20, 2006

A to Z with the Justice League

Filed under: justice league, meta — Tom Bondurant @ 2:50 am
Inspired by Scott (but not nearly as funny), here’s an A-B-C for the Justice League.

A is for Aztek, Grant Morrison’s fave;
B for Big Barda, Apokolips babe;
C is for Crimson Fox, sexy French twins;
D is for Doctor Fate, both her and him;
E is for stretchy Elongated Man;
F is for Fire, who’s Bra-zil-i-an;
G is for Gypsy, the camouflaged teen;
H is for Hawkman — his hist’ry’s unclean;
I is for Ice (Maiden), killed in a stunt;
J is for J’Onn J’Onnz, he of the manhunt;
KooeyKooeyKooey gives our list its K;
L is for Max Lord — who knew that he’d stray?
M is for Maxima, just like the car;
N is for Nuklon‘s unfortunate hair;
O is for Oracle, smarter than you;
P is for Power Girl, from Krypton-2;
Q’s for The Question, conspiracy-mad;
R is for Rocket Red, husband and dad;
Superman‘s coming — look up in the sky!
T is for Triumph, whose fame was denied;
U is for Ultraa, alone on Earth-Prime;
V is for Vibe, who gave up gangs and crime;
W is Wonder Woman, symbol of hope;
X is for Xotar, a time-trav’ling dope;
Y for the Yazz — it’s too bad that he’s gone;
and Z’s for Zatanna: won ym s’meop enod!

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